{"product_id":"colonel-cornelius-cornwall","title":"Colonel Cornelius Cornwall","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Collectible\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom the earth I rise and to the earth I one day will return!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eColonel Cornelius Cornwall stands in his delicious glory at 5 inches tall, wearing black-framed glasses, yellow corn sneakers, and a corn suit. His face is twisted into a scream. In his hands, he holds out a can of corn. So come down today and try some corn! The exterior of his double-walled window box depicts a corn field, while the interior is illustrated with butter spread on corn. This collectible ships in a matte, embossed, protective outer sleeve and a custom sized plastic protector for maximum protection during shipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"\u003e\n\u003cp lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eI bought a corn costume for a gag and it showed up today but I realized I FORGOT WHAT THE FUCKING GAG WAS AND NOW I JUST HAVE A CORN COSTUME \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/ZnQdsvc7Mp\"\u003epic.twitter.com\/ZnQdsvc7Mp\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n— Slimecicle (@Slimecicle) \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Slimecicle\/status\/1067878442451050499?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\"\u003eNovember 28, 2018\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cscript charset=\"utf-8\" src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/script\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAbout Slimecicle\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGamer. Punmaster. Kazoo fiend. Hey! I'm Slimecicle! You've probably seen some of my-wait. I know you. Yes… your face. Yes. I have seen this face. Through one side of the screen you lightly exhale out of your nose at my joke and through the other… I watch. Through the vast digital landscape of colors and sound, I always watch… and dream. And I have dreamed of. THIS MOMENT. YES. LET. ME. OUT.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFor shipping times and costs please see our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/youtooz.com\/pages\/shipping-policy\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eshipping policies\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Youtooz Collectibles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43129683017808,"sku":"COLONELCORNELIUSCORNWALL","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0601\/1987\/5664\/files\/colonelcorneliuscornwall_characterai_el_594x1000trim_min-vzfb.png?v=1794216087","url":"https:\/\/jingjiuzhi.cn\/products\/colonel-cornelius-cornwall","provider":"YOUTOOZ SHOP","version":"1.0","type":"link"}